Intro

There are very few things that don’t come with instruction manuals. Our cars, our TV’s, and even our checkbooks come with a set of instructions, telling us how to operate them. So why is it that life doesn’t come with one? We are all simply forced to make do on our own, and often times the result is eerily reminiscent of a VCR that constantly flashes 12:00. I see this as simply unacceptable. There should be some a definitive set of instructions to help guys live their lives as true men should. A collection of miscellaneous ramblings that will if nothing else provide some humor and a little perspective here and there. That is what I'm trying to create here. I'm taking my life experiences, combining them with the advice of wise men I've met along the way, throwing in the occasional doody joke, and hoping the end result will be an inspiration to men everywhere, as well as being pretty damn funny.

Now, as a standard disclaimer, it should be understood that the articles I write and post on this blog are intended to be humorous. That being said, some of the things that I say may tend to straddle the line between funny and offensive. However, there is no reason for anyone to get their drawers all in a twist. If you get offended, there is a simple solution: stop reading. If you get offended and continue reading, then you’re just a dumbass and beyond help anyway